SIMPLY ANTI

SIMPLY ANTI
SIMPLY ANTI

4.13.2011

Do NOT shave your face, especially above your upper lip.


Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan.
Bamba bamba
bamba bamba,

Rrrrriba everyone. It is time to get your hairs growing. We will be having our 2nd annual Strangest Stache contest that will be celebrated on Cinco de Mayo (yes the 5th of May). We recommend you stop shaving your upper lips and let the natural heavens of greasy facial hair fall on top of your mouth. YES! it is time to save food for later in your face mops and it is time to let go of all dignity to represent yourself as man/woman who possesses the STRANGEST STACHE.

If you cannot grow facial hair for certain reasons, we encourage you to stick or draw a fake stache on your upper lip and have a strange day. Rules are written above.

Stay Strange.

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